Kirk Novak: 10 Fucking Things You Wish You Had Fucking Known When You Were Fucking Younger

Drinkers with Writing Problems

I’m getting pretty fucking old. That means my value as a fucking human being is pretty fucking diminished in our fucking youth-oriented society. All that is left to do now is fucking sit around and fucking live with regret until I fucking die. I made a list of 10 fucking things I wish I had fucking known when I was fucking younger.

Fucking hold up. Age is a fucking social construct, which is something the fucking kids say about everything. You fucking learn through fucking experience so here are 10 fucking things you can do at any fucking age as you fucking figure them out.

  1. Fucking smile at people! Say fucking hello! But don’t ever fucking tell someone to fucking smile you fucking creep! You don’t fucking know what is fucking going on with them!
  2. Stop taking yourself so fucking seriously! Especially if you’re a fucking comedian because you’re supposed…

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